I don’t know if Santa had too many alcoholic beverages as he did the rounds at Christmas time and did an accidental drop at the wrong spot or what, but I just found this handy dandy little tip truck parked up one of our station roads …
I don’t like to look a gift horse in the mouth Santa, but this one’s looking a bit long in the tooth and battered around the edges. Maybe your elves could take it back to the North Pole to give it a bit of spit and polish and you could try again next year.